Weekend Update: US military spied on Planned Parenthood

No, really. But we still don’t know why or how. Also, Congress just voted to renew– yet again– the Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001 or as I call it the UnStrAP AT RIOT Act with the full support of the party of Hope and Change. Hmm, what else? Oh, right: a “controversial” anti-torture provision of an intelligence funding bill has been killed because it’s… uh… “controversial”. Apparently the provision criminalizes things like

waterboarding, “forcing the individual to be naked, perform sexual acts, or pose in a sexual manner”, beatings, electric shocks, use of dogs, inducing hypothermia or heat injury, stress positions, deprivation of necessary “sleep, food or medical care” and conducting mock executions. (See here.)

As torture enthusiast John Boehner (R-OH) is reported to have said: “It’s time to stop trying to give foreign terrorists the same rights as American citizens and to stop persecuting the men and women risking their lives every day to keep our country safe.”  In other words, we ought to keep intact a special category of subhumans (“foreign terrorists”) for whom laws and human rights do not apply. Torture? Yes! Due process? Not so much.